Monday, May 28, 2007

Christianity - Putting Things Into Perspective

"The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree..."




(Adding no source - No idea where it derives from as it is all over the web)

2 comments:

Paul said...

bloody brilliant and that says a lot cause i don't say bloody

Robin said...

Totally yah. http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0607/popemastercard.html