Friday, July 28, 2006

Friday, July 21, 2006

Terry Tate's World

I’m on holiday, I can’t be bothered writing. Watch this. It’s funny.

Sunday, July 16, 2006

To Trail Ones Surf

I went on Wikipedia to read about dimensions. Started thinking about it with that year zero thing; year zero supposedly being one-dimensional. (Will get back on that later.) Anyhow it is funny to look at how one starts reading about one thing, and ends up in the weirdest places; like trailing ones thoughts. Somehow I ended up on time travel and learnt there is this theory called the grandfather paradox. The paradox entails the following; I quote:

“Suppose you travelled back in time and killed your biological grandfather before he met your grandmother. As a result, one of your parents, and you would never have been conceived, so you could not have travelled back in time after all. In that case, your grandfather would still be alive and you would have been conceived, allowing you to travel back in time and kill your grandfather, and so on.”

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

A Year Zero is a Year Zero

There is no such thing as a year 0; at least not in the Gregorian calendar. The year AD 1 is the first year succeeding the hypothetical birth of Jesus. AD 1 follows thus directly after 1 BC. Voila! No year 0!

All this makes for some peculiar mathematics. For example between the year 500 BC and the year AD 500 there are not 1000 years; there are 999 years! 500 of those taking place BC, the other 499 AD. This is how historians number the years. Astronomers are of course in need of mathematical accuracy, and have therefore added a leap year zero – equal to 1 BC. ISO is for obvious reasons also in need of accuracy, and has added a zero, which in turn is written as 0000, equalling the historical year 1 BC. This will, as far as I can understand, funnily enough make historical events designated to a certain year, different in astronomical or ISO count, compared to the commonly used Gregorian count. For example would the first Roman invasion of Britannia have happened in year 55 BC according to the historians and the Gregorian calendar, but in 54 BC according to the astronomers. Would it be –0054 according to ISO …? Well, yes I suppose so.

Another thing about the count starting on one, instead of on zero, is that this would make the first decade of a century nine years, and the last decade eleven years. Of course they aren’t even fit to be called decades in such case.

Now, to the really interesting bit! As far as I can understand we must have celebrated the turn of the century a year to early! Surely two centuries would not have elapsed until AD 2001 if the count started at AD 1 … Shame I didn’t come to realise this some five and a half years ago, as I then could have been in for another big millennium celebration!

And now to the calendar of political correctness: The Holocene calendar. This is a suggestion for a new calendar, on the premises of the Gregorian calendar being offensive to non-religious or non-Christian people. The counting of the current era, according to this calendar, would start with the approximate beginning of the current geological era, 10 000 years BC. 1 BC will be year 10 000 HE, AD 2006 will be 12006 HE. No big deal: just put a 1 in front! Apart from us getting away from the religious aspect of the Gregorian calendar, using the Holocene calendar, we would also make rid of the problem of the missing year 0. This calendar would not be very popular with the US Evangelistical neocons though, I am sure ...

Some curiosa: The difference between the Gregorian calendar and for example some Hindu or Buddhist calendars, is that those will count elapsed years, such as one does when counting a persons age. Thus, they will start the count at zero, and therefore of course have a year zero.

I love you Wikipedia!


Monday, July 10, 2006

A truly ferocious head-butt ...

I just can’t stop wondering what made him so very, very angry.

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Some IM conversations …

M says:
what about that, eh! I just spilled a load of beans!
K says:
M says:
well it’s an expression isn’t it …
K says:
K says:

10 minutes pass

K says:
Did you spill the metaphorical beans or … regular?
M says:

und so weiter ...

Having posted the above, I do get a bit paranoid when stumbling upon the following statement, in the blog of an Alex Blagg NYC

“I don't usually like blogging about blogging, but I keep noticing this trend that is annoying the everloving shit out of me and it must be ceased at once. Bloggers, listen to me, and listen good: STOP POSTING YOUR FUCKING INSTANT MESSAGE CONVERSATIONS.

Like most things in life, everyone thinks what they and their friends have to say is unique and amusing. I assure you, it is not. If you manage to make some clever IM joke in the long, boring desert of banality that is your IM conversation, you really don't need to cut and paste the transcript and share it with the world. Seriously, we'll live without it. The truth is, they always sound pretty much the same: […]”

But ... I wanted to do it, only this once ... And further: It’s my blog and I do what I want to … do what I want to ...

Monday, July 03, 2006

And Søren Kierkegaard said ...

"Far from idleness being the root of all evil, it is rather the only true good."